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doctorsherlocklokison:

im-depressed-but-funny:

unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

i am literally the only person in my history class who has been turning in work consistently all year and i just got an email from my professor saying that if i’m not feeling up to it i dont have to bother writing the 18 page final paper he assigned i just have to not tell anybody god is real

For a while i thought you meant that you had to not tell people that god was real.

This is why punctuation was created

(via clumsy-elegance)

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radical-as-fuhk:

like 90% of everything i say is a gay joke because i am a gay joke

(via ivyxaur)

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pros and cons of being friends with me

perksofcrossing:

punkukulele:

pros

  • puns
  • free baked goods
  • honest opinions
  • i laugh at everything
  • you’re always the attractive friend
  • i never sleep so i’m always up to talk
  • i don’t judge

cons

  • puns
  • mental instability
  • everything i say is annoying
  • i repeat myself a lot
  • i’m an anxious piece of trash
  • i sing a lot
  • i say so many self depreciating things it’s pathetic
  • mood swings
  • i hardly go out

LITERALLY YOU DONT UNDERSTAND ITS SO ME

(Source: ghostukulele, via ivyxaur)

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hallowkorg:

happy halloween. its fucking halloween every day from now until the end of october. happy fucking halloween

(via ivyxaur)

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zanabism:

being called “racist” isn’t an insult or something mean that people are saying to you because they want to bring you down. if you’re being called racist you shouldn’t be brushing it off because you “can’t see the haters” you should be assessing your behaviour, your language, and mindset for signs of prejudice, discrimination, and sympathy/support for unfair and violent treatment towards racially persecuted people in your country 

(via mossbelly)

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five-point-palm-exploding-heart:

stargerard:

today I went to game stop and as soon as I stepped in the guy who was working there said “the princess games are over there, babe” and I turned at him and looked him dead in the eyes and said “I didn’t know workers were supposed to recommend their favorite games when customers walked in.” and someone gasped and then I turned around and walked out

Today on “sure I totally believe that happened”

(via ivyxaur)

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theloneninjaranger:

wrasslers:

do you wanna look like this skeleton

image

or THIS skeleton?

image

drink a milk kids

just A milk

(Source: facekevinsteen, via ivyxaur)

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realterezipyrope:

person: u should like more colours

me: image

(Source: terezipyropeisdead, via the-mystical-potatoe)

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