♥ 67446 Notes / Wed May 15th, 2013 ≡ reblogMy sister just started laughing hella hard and i go into the room to see whats shes laughing at and she just points to this picture
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i was sitting in the bathroom today when like 5 girls walked in and i stopped pooping right away cause i didn’t want them to hear me but then i thought why is taking a shit so bastardized today like why cant i poop in peace in the privacy of my own stall without caring if people listen to the flop flop plop plop sploosh sploosh like damn just sing along to the ploop blop and enjoy symphony no. 9 a la my asshole
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♥ 60617 Notes / Wed May 15th, 2013 ≡ reblogIf we’re friends, there’s a 106% chance that I’m always petrified that you secretly hate me.
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♥ 158300 Notes / Wed May 15th, 2013 ≡ reblogits so sad that blind people cant see the internet
*single tear drops down face* thats so beautiful
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